> >After marrying a much younger woman, a 93 year-old man visited his
> >doctor and announced they were expecting a baby despite the doctor's
> >previous reassurances that they would not need to use birth control.
> >
> >"Let me tell you a story," said the doctor.
> > An absentminded fellow went hunting, but instead of a gun,
> > he picked up an umbrella.  Suddenly a tiger charged toward him.
> > Pointing his umbrella at the tiger, he shot and killed the animal".
> >
> >"Impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Somebody must have shot from the
> > side!"
> >
> >"Exactly," replied the doctor.
>